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Lydia: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Hrongar, code name Been There, Done That. J’zargo is Currently Doing That. Trygve is It Happened Once in a Dream, Elspeth, code name If I Had to Pick a Girl. Onmund is Eagle Two.
Onmund: Oh praise Talos.